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Disclaimer [13 Oct 2004|09:07pm] What The Hell Happened Last Night? LJ Username What did you drink? You wake up in the morning next to: thomas_delonge ...who is wearing: a skunk fursuit ...and rolls over to you to say: My God, you're supple! ...and then: zaps you with an electric cattle prod This Quiz by joneccleston - Taken 116500 Times. </a> New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz :D TOM! 5 comments|comment on this

Disclaimer [12 Oct 2004|07:46pm] so today Matt broke Mike's guitar. These idiots fought. Mike ended up attempting to drown Matt in the toilet. Then they just laughed their ass off and hugged each other. Guys are weird...I feel really left out sometimes. Bah, I still love them. BTW I'm hujgry...yes, hujgry really...so hujgry I'm going to eat something. hujgry. 1 comment|comment on this

Disclaimer [10 Oct 2004|11:34am] I can't fucking sing... comment on this

Disclaimer [10 Oct 2004|04:48am] This thing is fun...I guess. I'm going to go to bed. comment on this

Disclaimer [10 Oct 2004|02:16am] So the other day I met this cool guy in some pub. We were both kind of drunk and kind of bored so we started to make out and then he took me home and we got to the bedroom and guess what...THIS FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE ETC ETC FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE HE WAS SO PISSED. And I go WTF WTF WTF WAKE UP ASSHOLE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCK ME. It didn't work...pft. I came home and masturbated. I hate being single, I need a new boyfriend. I AM JUST A FUCKING ANIMAL I NEED SEX. comment on this

Disclaimer [10 Oct 2004|01:41am] [ mood | quixotic ] Hey look I have one of those things called a blog too now, isn't that just great. Man...I need a drink. 1 comment|comment on this

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