Close my eyes, count to three

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 18:55:52 GMT

:D TOM!

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 17:38:09 GMT

so today Matt broke Mike's guitar.
These idiots fought. Mike ended up attempting to drown Matt in the toilet. Then they just laughed their ass off and hugged each other.
Guys are weird...I feel really left out sometimes.
Bah, I still love them.

BTW I'm hujgry...yes, hujgry really...so hujgry I'm going to eat something.

hujgry.

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 09:25:17 GMT

I can't fucking sing...

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 02:39:43 GMT

This thing is fun...I guess.
I'm going to go to bed.

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 00:14:27 GMT

So the other day I met this cool guy in some pub. We were both kind of drunk and kind of bored so we started to make out and then he took me home and we got to the bedroom and guess what...THIS FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE ETC ETC FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE HE WAS SO PISSED.
And I go WTF WTF WTF WAKE UP ASSHOLE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCK ME.
It didn't work...pft.

I came home and masturbated.
I hate being single, I need a new boyfriend.
I AM JUST A FUCKING ANIMAL I NEED SEX.

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 23:36:46 GMT

Hey look I have one of those things called a blog too now, isn't that just great.
Man...I need a drink.

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:	thomas_delonge
...who is wearing:	a skunk fursuit
...and rolls over to you to say:	My God, you're supple!
...and then:	zaps you with an electric cattle prod

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